animalstalkinginallcaps: RIGHT? GARY GOT IT FOR ME FOR VALENTINE’S DAY. I COULDN’T BELIEVE IT. NORMALLY HE DOESN’T HAVE A ROMANTIC BONE IN HIS BODY. I THINK IT’S THE ACTIVIA. HE STARTED EATING MINE IN THE MORNINGS AND NOW HE GOES THROUGH A CASE EVERY THREE OR FOUR DAYS. HE’S SO FULL OF BIFIDUS REGULARIS HE DOESN’T EVEN KNOW WHAT PLANET HE’S ON. IT’S CRAZY. WE EVEN HAD S-E-X, AND YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT’S BEEN SINCE THAT HAPPENED.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

RIGHT? GARY GOT IT FOR ME FOR VALENTINE’S DAY.

I COULDN’T BELIEVE IT. NORMALLY HE DOESN’T HAVE A ROMANTIC BONE IN HIS BODY. I THINK IT’S THE ACTIVIA. HE STARTED EATING MINE IN THE MORNINGS AND NOW HE GOES THROUGH A CASE EVERY THREE OR FOUR DAYS. HE’S SO FULL OF BIFIDUS REGULARIS HE DOESN’T EVEN KNOW WHAT PLANET HE’S ON.

IT’S CRAZY. WE EVEN HAD S-E-X, AND YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT’S BEEN SINCE THAT HAPPENED.